Oh my friend Mindy sent this to me and it made me laugh:
Special Occasions
Ahhhhh ... The joys of having Girls
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.
I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).
Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.
Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.
Next came his wife w ho gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.
Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each
place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent
the other adults into further fits of laughter.
But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
I never was really good at tag...
Sarah tagged me...I think it was because we were mocking her while she was posting hers! DANG.
1. I LOVE naps. I think they are appropriate at any time. I love the beginning of each new semester when my roommates inevitably ask, "did you get up and take a shower (or eat breakfast) and then go back to bed?" yep! sure did. I also think if you are tired at 7 pm it is okay to take a nap. Then you can get up for a few hours and go back to bed ;)
2. I like corners and closed doors. I like to see what is happening and don't like things happening behind me--hence the corner thing. I am not sure where the closed door thing comes from but I think it is cause I never wanted my mom to see my messy room...
3. Uh I always get along really well with my bosses. I think of them as friends. I still keep in contact with most of my previous bosses through email-but not usually my coworkers. Does that mean I was a suck up?
4. I am very particular about my personal space. If I initiate it I am just fine being very close to a person, but if I don't want to be touched I get real irritated real fast. Oh and this summer I made me little sister (and sometimes my mom) let me cuddle with her when we watched movies. (embarrassed giggle)
5. I REALLY like Spiderman. I have spiderman sheets, a fleece blanket (which I really love to cuddle with), hamper, wallet and binder. Yeah I am 21.
6. I don't really like dating. That is kind of quirky for a 21 year old. I only like to flirt with random strangers that I am sure I wont see again, or with friends that the relationship is purely just that.
I tag Kelli and Jelena
1. I LOVE naps. I think they are appropriate at any time. I love the beginning of each new semester when my roommates inevitably ask, "did you get up and take a shower (or eat breakfast) and then go back to bed?" yep! sure did. I also think if you are tired at 7 pm it is okay to take a nap. Then you can get up for a few hours and go back to bed ;)
2. I like corners and closed doors. I like to see what is happening and don't like things happening behind me--hence the corner thing. I am not sure where the closed door thing comes from but I think it is cause I never wanted my mom to see my messy room...
3. Uh I always get along really well with my bosses. I think of them as friends. I still keep in contact with most of my previous bosses through email-but not usually my coworkers. Does that mean I was a suck up?
4. I am very particular about my personal space. If I initiate it I am just fine being very close to a person, but if I don't want to be touched I get real irritated real fast. Oh and this summer I made me little sister (and sometimes my mom) let me cuddle with her when we watched movies. (embarrassed giggle)
5. I REALLY like Spiderman. I have spiderman sheets, a fleece blanket (which I really love to cuddle with), hamper, wallet and binder. Yeah I am 21.
6. I don't really like dating. That is kind of quirky for a 21 year old. I only like to flirt with random strangers that I am sure I wont see again, or with friends that the relationship is purely just that.
I tag Kelli and Jelena
Monday, October 20, 2008
Flintstones meet the Jetsons...
So I was thinking today about my past and the future. When I was little I loved the Jetsons. I remember Amy (I think it was Amy) telling me that someday our telephones would be like theirs--screens so you could see and hear the person. I couldn't imagine the concept. Hello web-cams! Another one of those futuristic moments occurred in Mrs. Bell's 7th grade math class. She predicted that one day we would all have to take laptops to college. BYU-Idaho requires all students to own a laptop now. It all seems logical and progressive now, but at the time it seemed so unreal.
Who knew?
Who knew?
Friday, October 17, 2008
Global Warming
So this is a bit lengthy, but I am just curious: what do you think I will get on this paper? You see, I was just supposed to write on global warming, what I can do blah, blah, blah... you see there is NO diversity in my online discussion board so this is my paper:
Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?
Al Gore has received quite a bit of attention lately with his focus on global warming. 45,200,000 results were retrieved from Google with the keywords “global warming.” Seminars, movies, books and discussions have been dedicated to this cause. The problem is people don’t seem to know what to believe. While some environmentally conscious individuals claim the rising temperatures are going to drastically rise and that it is a result of our carbon output, there are those out there that are quick to disagree. Some experts cite the warming effects of the sun and the natural cycles of it as the source. With such stark differences in the origination, distinct differences in the solution also exist. Shrinking ice caps indicate there is a problem, so many ask what can be done.
Environmentalists suggest some excellent ways to help: drive more efficient cars, use energy efficient appliances and change the light bulbs, invest in green power or even purchase carbon offsets (tax deductable contributions to assist in green projects such as wind farms). Opposing experts point out the benefits of carbon in our atmosphere and its necessity for the plants which we depend on. They suggest keeping the carbon output as is, and not restrict further emissions, citing that it will boost the world economy, and that the Earth will cool in its proper time.
I would like to nominate another perspective for the global debate: Don’t change a thing. We drive gas hogging SUVs, consume amounts of electricity/energy at increasing levels, deforest our public lands, drill oil in every imaginable spot and in general use the land at our will. Why stop? There are incredible benefits to this theory of mine, I’ll explain.
Honeymoons, spring break destinations, vacations and adventures for all ages—Hawaii, Mexico, Bahamas, and the Caribbean are all popular choices. People rarely choose Russia, Greenland or the Arctic in general. Why is this? People like it warm. In the southern hemisphere the temperature rose 4.5° F from1950 to 2004 and Alaska’s temperature rose 5° in 30 years. Extended projections predict that the global temperature could rise between 2.3-9.6% in the next century (Earth Policy). So, if the temperature happens to come up by a few degrees, and thereby offering more variety in tropical locations, it will only boost the economy in other places—satisfying those supporting natural cycles. (I can think of quite a few people locally that wouldn’t mind temperatures a little higher in the coming months.)
Mr. Gore showed a very touching computer generated image of an exhausted polar bear swimming to find rest—with no ice in sight. On May 14, 2008 the U.S. Department of Interior reclassified polar bears as endangered, stating that diminishing ice was the cause. Polar bears are very dangerous. So, if their numbers dwindle from the 20,000-25,000 bears world wide at the current trend of 22% that makes the chances of harmful human-polar bear interaction 22% less. The Hudson Bay, Alaska, and western Canada are reporting smaller skull sizes and lower adult male weights. Again, a good thing—smaller bears to fight with in case of unfortunate interaction is certainly a good thing (PBI 1).
In the concern of our atmosphere is another great problem—the ozone. CFC’s are causing holes in the ozone, which increases our chances of skin cancer. According to NASA:
The temperature of the Antarctic stratosphere causes the severity of the ozone hole to vary from year to year. Colder than average temperatures result in larger and deeper ozone holes, while warmer temperatures lead to smaller ones (NASA).
It appears that warm temperatures help minimize the size UV-B eliminating ozone. Cancer fighting—one more point for global warming.
While the answer to global warming may not fit entirely within the satire, it does show some of the issues and real concerns of people worried about the Earth for themselves and their children. The temperature really is rising, whether that change is natural or human induced, probably time will only tell. However, one way or another, reducing our consumption would be beneficial for both the economy and the environment.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?
Al Gore has received quite a bit of attention lately with his focus on global warming. 45,200,000 results were retrieved from Google with the keywords “global warming.” Seminars, movies, books and discussions have been dedicated to this cause. The problem is people don’t seem to know what to believe. While some environmentally conscious individuals claim the rising temperatures are going to drastically rise and that it is a result of our carbon output, there are those out there that are quick to disagree. Some experts cite the warming effects of the sun and the natural cycles of it as the source. With such stark differences in the origination, distinct differences in the solution also exist. Shrinking ice caps indicate there is a problem, so many ask what can be done.
Environmentalists suggest some excellent ways to help: drive more efficient cars, use energy efficient appliances and change the light bulbs, invest in green power or even purchase carbon offsets (tax deductable contributions to assist in green projects such as wind farms). Opposing experts point out the benefits of carbon in our atmosphere and its necessity for the plants which we depend on. They suggest keeping the carbon output as is, and not restrict further emissions, citing that it will boost the world economy, and that the Earth will cool in its proper time.
I would like to nominate another perspective for the global debate: Don’t change a thing. We drive gas hogging SUVs, consume amounts of electricity/energy at increasing levels, deforest our public lands, drill oil in every imaginable spot and in general use the land at our will. Why stop? There are incredible benefits to this theory of mine, I’ll explain.
Honeymoons, spring break destinations, vacations and adventures for all ages—Hawaii, Mexico, Bahamas, and the Caribbean are all popular choices. People rarely choose Russia, Greenland or the Arctic in general. Why is this? People like it warm. In the southern hemisphere the temperature rose 4.5° F from1950 to 2004 and Alaska’s temperature rose 5° in 30 years. Extended projections predict that the global temperature could rise between 2.3-9.6% in the next century (Earth Policy). So, if the temperature happens to come up by a few degrees, and thereby offering more variety in tropical locations, it will only boost the economy in other places—satisfying those supporting natural cycles. (I can think of quite a few people locally that wouldn’t mind temperatures a little higher in the coming months.)
Mr. Gore showed a very touching computer generated image of an exhausted polar bear swimming to find rest—with no ice in sight. On May 14, 2008 the U.S. Department of Interior reclassified polar bears as endangered, stating that diminishing ice was the cause. Polar bears are very dangerous. So, if their numbers dwindle from the 20,000-25,000 bears world wide at the current trend of 22% that makes the chances of harmful human-polar bear interaction 22% less. The Hudson Bay, Alaska, and western Canada are reporting smaller skull sizes and lower adult male weights. Again, a good thing—smaller bears to fight with in case of unfortunate interaction is certainly a good thing (PBI 1).
In the concern of our atmosphere is another great problem—the ozone. CFC’s are causing holes in the ozone, which increases our chances of skin cancer. According to NASA:
The temperature of the Antarctic stratosphere causes the severity of the ozone hole to vary from year to year. Colder than average temperatures result in larger and deeper ozone holes, while warmer temperatures lead to smaller ones (NASA).
It appears that warm temperatures help minimize the size UV-B eliminating ozone. Cancer fighting—one more point for global warming.
While the answer to global warming may not fit entirely within the satire, it does show some of the issues and real concerns of people worried about the Earth for themselves and their children. The temperature really is rising, whether that change is natural or human induced, probably time will only tell. However, one way or another, reducing our consumption would be beneficial for both the economy and the environment.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Good Times
I guess 'cause it is fall, (and I don't like Halloween so I skip straight to Thanksgiving) I have been feeling incredibly grateful lately.
I was walking up to the temple today and I was thinking how grateful I am to have one so close--I could go everyday, but I usually go just once a week. I am so blessed to be part of an eternal family. A great heritage of people who came before me are linked together and to me. Someday I will get know Rachael--that has made such a difference in my life!
BYU-Idaho is amazing! I was sitting in devotional on Tuesday and the speaker was talking about joy, and how important it is--and how easy it is to obtain it. There are so many blessings that I have been given how can I not be happy? Elder Bednar spoke to us about 2 years ago. He said something that really struck me. The church gives so much to so few. I am one of those. How blessed I am. Funny side note my roommate Christine and I were walking past the new building that Elder Bednar was refering to, and she said that people are praying for good weather until the roof is finished. She is praying for the roof to take a long time! Oh I love Christine! Oh another funny: Chris had to sing in an opera last night--yeah he wasn't so excited about that. I was telling my roommates this and Melanie said, "it sounded like you said he had to sing in an opera tonight." Oh thats what I said. Enter Kayli, "What did he lose a bet or something?" Okay maybe you had to be there...
It is fall and it is a little windy, but not nearly as cold as it could be in Rexburg--Oh how I love my life!
I was walking up to the temple today and I was thinking how grateful I am to have one so close--I could go everyday, but I usually go just once a week. I am so blessed to be part of an eternal family. A great heritage of people who came before me are linked together and to me. Someday I will get know Rachael--that has made such a difference in my life!
BYU-Idaho is amazing! I was sitting in devotional on Tuesday and the speaker was talking about joy, and how important it is--and how easy it is to obtain it. There are so many blessings that I have been given how can I not be happy? Elder Bednar spoke to us about 2 years ago. He said something that really struck me. The church gives so much to so few. I am one of those. How blessed I am. Funny side note my roommate Christine and I were walking past the new building that Elder Bednar was refering to, and she said that people are praying for good weather until the roof is finished. She is praying for the roof to take a long time! Oh I love Christine! Oh another funny: Chris had to sing in an opera last night--yeah he wasn't so excited about that. I was telling my roommates this and Melanie said, "it sounded like you said he had to sing in an opera tonight." Oh thats what I said. Enter Kayli, "What did he lose a bet or something?" Okay maybe you had to be there...
It is fall and it is a little windy, but not nearly as cold as it could be in Rexburg--Oh how I love my life!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Back in Rexburg...
Oh life is good here in Rexburg! I was pretty dang excited to come back into town. It was really hard to say bye to all of the people I became such good friends with on the trip. We ate in the Presidents room at the Joseph Smith Memorial Building and watched the Testaments.
Then of course we had a sweet dance party on the bus on the way home. Oh yeah!
I was excited to be back with students, and in Idaho. I get to go to the temple every week. It is so inspiring to see the baptistery FULL all of the time. They rotate us through so efficiently, but at some point they just have to start turning people away. President Christensen (the Temple President) spoke to us yesterday at Devotional. He said that it is full every day from 6 am to 9 pm. That is sooo cool!
I loved General Conference! Elder Bednar's talk about prayer was incredible and what President Monson said about choosing to be happy now--not waiting till the trials are over really hit home. We really are blessed to have Prophets of God. They really are inspired...
oh I love my life!
(this picture is from the Church site--http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/rexburg/gallery/download.php?id=1862)
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