Tuesday, April 16, 2013
neat.
nothing is quite as neat as having your roommates boyfriend catch you putting hair removing cream on your face.
neat.
oh wait. maybe asking your friend if his girl has a ring yet-within hours of him asking (and her turning him down) is even better.
wait.
i know, i've got it. having a stranger *spit on your car regularly is the best.
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*really though. someone keeps spitting on my car. i am not parked in the bike lane or covering someone's driveway. i am just parking on the street. my roommates' cars are not desecrated--just mine. i only know a handful of people in this zipcode. i am not sure who i have offended.
lets hug it out
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6 comments:
awesome
Uh, wow. She declined? ouch
Is your car much nicer than everyone else's?
Maybe someone likes your car and this is their way of "marking" it, as in marking their territory. Or maybe said person is marking you as his territory. Scary!
Ha ha great post
Have I mentioned you are one of my favorite people ever!?!? I would never spit on your car. :)
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