Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Random Funnies

I was visiting teaching the other day. I was fingering my necklace, and Sally* asked if I like beads. (Sure, I guess I do? I like necklaces...)

"Yeah."
"Follow me"

I love field trips. Next thing I know we are tromping across her back yard. She walks over to the garden and pulls up a few plants.

Oh. Beets.



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I had an old guy named Ceaser hit on me in WinCo a couple months ago. (I was going to link to the blog post I was going to write about this. Only then I discovered I never wrote one, so here is the Readers' Digest version: He coerced me into drinking some of the carrot juice he was purchasing and wants to take me on a motorcycle ride.

 Picture him 15 years after this photo was taken

Anyway, he gave me his business card so I could find him. I am keeping it in my wallet. Just in case.

Point of that trip down memory lane: Today a random fella that is 10-15 years older than me invited me to go to Phoenix with him in November. He gave me his card. He told me not to text that number and went to find a pen so he could give me his REAL cell #. Is giving out your business card an effective way of picking up dates? Maybe I should try it...

I think I will keep that card in my wallet too.




2 comments:

Katie & Danny said...

How did I not know this dating method? I could have been married AGES ago

Weasa Peasa said...

Speaking of married... there is probably a reason he said NOT to call the number printed on his card....

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