Happy Halloween

Halloween is a big deal at Ken Garff. Even Robert Garff dressed up. For a girl who doesn't really do Halloween, I do look forward to the work Halloween Party.

This is our DMM team.

Ben-Sparkly vampire
Taylor-some rocker I don't remember
Me-our boss Becca
Becca-one of Warren Jeffs' wives
Joshua-Ceasar
Doug-(creeping in the back) Lame, so he put on a wig someone had
Michelle-Operation guy

This is Becca in her real life attire. (I am wearing skinny jeans and heels along with her signature stripes and earings.)

Warren Jeffs and his wives. Kind of funny...
("Warren" is my corner office boss)

I can't explain it...

My mom wasn't feeling well for a day or two this week. She said she felt like she was pregnant. I assure you, she is not. I think fake pregnancy might be contagious, only I am having the emotional symptoms. I feel really frustrated and kind of want to cry for no apparent reason. All of this comes after a really good day at church.

Whelp... since I can't explain it away, I guess I will sleep it away.

There is a good chance

That if I don't get some motivation, I am going to get fired.
Truth be told, I'm not on the chopping block. But lately I couldn't care less about my job. I think I need a suga' daddy...

Dear life, please give me the last week back. And my phone if you have it.

In return I will gladly give you this Happy Meal toy phone I am using...

Lately

Some people do "this week in pictures" I think I am going to do this month last month in pictures. So here is what I have been up to:

Les Madeline's with my cousin Josh. He even took me for a ride in his shiny rental :D

Yeah, we would all like to hope.... Actually I got pranked at work. I work for a car dealer. They use the type of window paint that doesn't come off with water. This little number (and the corresponding decor on all other windows) saw the entire valley before I could get it scraped off.

First time at a REAL game. My friend Ben sang the national anthem. Of course he needed a cheering section. Happy to oblige. Oh and sorry about bringing that loosing streak with me. (4 of the last 5 sporting events I have attended have lost. Embarrassingly.)

Sara and I went to the aquarium on picked up on this lovely tid bit. Apparently this is what comes first. I am glad the seahorse men have it figured out. They also carry the children...

No lie. Tom delivered popcorn to me on a silver platter. 

I am learning to ride a bike. Okay not really. I still hate/am terrified of them, but this is the first bike I have been on in years (unless you count stationary ones at the gym). Amelia was certain I was going to break her brand new bike.

Remember the photo of the car? Well this is how I earned that. There are several thousand business cards in Tom's cubi. I am pretty sure he liked it. I thought it was AWE.SOME.

Sally, Lucy* and I after all of the walls, floor and desktop space had been covered.

(*Names have been changed for the fear of an unnamed boss)

BYU Football. (Yeah the 1 of 5 we won was the BYU game this last weekend. Go Cougars!)

Tamara is a good game buddy. She gives me tickets and shares her treats.

Have I mentioned I adore her? She can identify by name all of the members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve. She is two. I know a lot of adults who can't do that.

We broke into a home. Don't be alarmed. But please don't tell the owner.

However if you are covered by the same "Security System" as this sticker indicates, I suggest you ask for a refund. I hear this house has had a repeat offense.