Today's Quotes

"Seriously [Lori]? Seriously?, You had to make fun of John Garff?" -Rebecca Anderson, my former boss.*

"There is nothing more attractive than a woman in a skirt carrying a Spiderman wallet. -Joshua Lucero, coworker


*Actually I started moving up in the Ken Garff Automotive Group after I made fun of the General Manager at Ford in front of Robert Garff, President of Ken Garff Automotive. I thought a shot at the CEO was next...

I love my little brother!

...so this boy tell me more about him are you dating or do you just seem to spend a lot of time together cause if you are not dating you send me his address i will send a him a letter and if he can read the words i say to him i will have your problems straight in no time i will have him coming to the door with roses and asking you to marry him i will unfold the scriptures unto him and show him the plan of salvation and how if he does not marry you he pretty much wont got to heaven hehe...

I went dancing again tonight. I had one guy that was surprised it was only my second time because most of the time I could follow fairly well. (He may have just been trying to flatter me. It worked..)

I whacked another guy in the face with my elbow. It wasn't hard... but I was embarrassed.

Another man told me to relax my wrists. I DON'T know what that means. My last semester of college, my clogging teacher (cough cough* bad judgement) told me to relax my ankles. I would like to say this once and for all: I can relax muscles. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RELAX JOINTS!

vroom vroom.

I decided not to buy a motorcycle. Did I mention that? Mostly I decided I should pay back my student loans. Yesterday I decided just to get a man with a motorcycle. (okay I have considered that option before...) A handsome man came over yesterday and we went on a ride. I think I like that better than riding solo.

And he didn't make fun of the fact that I love motorcycles and am terrified of bicycles. What a keeper!

Last night I went country dancing

Remember how after four years at Uintah High I still struggle with the 15 synchronized claps? Well... I went country dancing anyway. It was fun. This short really sweaty fella who doesn't speak English well worked hard to help me learn. He also started speaking in Spanish and I thought I just couldn't understand because of his accent. Nope it was the wrong language. 

Someone else suggested last night I watch a lot of YouTube videos to learn to dance. 

I am really happy it is the weekend. Yeah, I know... it is 4:54 so I should be working right now. I pinky promise to to finish that DealerSocket thing I am supposed to be working on. 

update

I went on a second date with Lizard boy. There won't likely be a third. His best friend asked me yesterday if I was going to ask him out again.

Excuse me?

No, no, I won't be asking him out. You know that he is the boy right? (That and I am not going to tell you that I don't want to date your best friend. Actually, I don't really want to tell him either...)

Here's the Truth

I don't think I have ever had a date work so hard to impress me.

It worked!

night out on the town

My date for the evening:

carries a lizard in his pocket
wears silky womens pajamas
sometimes has purple hair
claims his middle name is Rockstar.

Please don't judge me when I say I think tonight will be blast!